Jet Xerxes and Her A-1 Plan to be Mortgage Free

I had a little fun with a name game I saw on another blog awhile ago, and in playing the
game I discovered that my "porn star name" would be Jet Xerxes(more about the name game
at the end of this blog). This got me to thinking. Recently, I decided to make every effort to
own my home...I really, really want to know the freedom of being mortgage-free for the first
time in my life. So, here's the BRiLLaNT plan that popped into my BRaiN after playing said
Name Game: become an at-home porn star using Jet Xerxes as my stage name. I told my
BeLoVeD of this idea, which left him a bit speechless for a moment or two. He also looked more
than a little stressed when I asked, "It's a pretty clever idea, don't ya think?" Apparently
this was the same as asking him, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" Rather cautiously, he replied, "Well...Sweetheart, you are a little...plump. This could be a problem...you know what I mean?"

SHooT. He's right. Given the industry standards, my business might be a little slow. That and
being on dial-up(country life!) would definitely be an issue. Not much of a market for full-figured slo-mo porn, I'm guessing. DouBLe SHooT. Looks like it's Plan B for becoming mortgage-free.




The Name Game

Your real name
*Julie
Your Gangsta Name(first three letters of your name + izzle
*Julizzle
Your Detective Name(favorite color + favorite animal)
*(you get the idea!)
Your Soap Opera Name(middle name + the street you live on)
Your Star Wars Name(first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first name
+ your mom's maiden name)
Your Super Hero Name(second favorite color + favorite drink)
Your Witness Protection Name(mother's middle name + father's middle name, reverse this if you are a guy)
Your Goth Name(black + the name of one of your pets)
Your Porn Star Name(childhood pet + the street you grew up on)